TwinkleWish™ – Naughty List Party Pants
TwinkleWish™ – Naughty List Party Pants
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- 😂Instant laughs — the double-take is real
- 🛋️Comfy like pajamas, all night long
- 👨👦Men’s S–4XL & matching kids’ sizes
Choose your design
Choose your size
Garment measurements (±1–3 cm). Elastic waist. Between sizes? Size up.
| Men | Waist | Hips | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 52 cm | 82 cm | 93 cm |
| M | 58 cm | 88 cm | 95 cm |
| L | 64 cm | 94 cm | 97 cm |
| XL | 70 cm | 100 cm | 99 cm |
| 2XL | 76 cm | 106 cm | 101 cm |
| 3XL | 82 cm | 112 cm | 103 cm |
| 4XL | 88 cm | 118 cm | 105 cm |
| Kids | Waist | Hips | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 100 | 48 cm | 66 cm | 61 cm |
| 110 | 52 cm | 70 cm | 68 cm |
| 120 | 56 cm | 74 cm | 75 cm |
| 130 | 60 cm | 78 cm | 82 cm |
| 140 | 62 cm | 82 cm | 86 cm |
| 150 | 64 cm | 86 cm | 89 cm |
| 160 | 68 cm | 92 cm | 97 cm |
Want different designs or sizes? Add them one by one — the bundle discount applies automatically in your cart.
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✦ The funniest outfit at any Christmas party ✦
They’ll Look Twice. Then Laugh All Night.
Velvet party shorts, jingle-bell trim and lace stockings with garters…
except it’s all a print. One comfy pair of pants — instant festive mischief.
the double-take is real
soft, stretchy, roomy
men’s & kids’ sizes
🎄 Christmas Bundle Sale
Grab a Pair for the Whole Crew
Ends Sunday, Oct 25 at 23:59 (CET)
Mix any designs and sizes — the discount is applied automatically in your cart.
Another Ugly Sweater? Yawn. 🥱
❌ Everyone shows up in the same reindeer jumper
❌ Costumes are itchy, hot and off by the second drink
❌ Gag gifts get one laugh — then end up in a drawer
Christmas parties are about the moment everyone cracks up. You just need the outfit that starts it — and is comfy enough to keep on until the last carol.
Meet your new party trick
The TwinkleWish Naughty List Party Pants™ 🎅
From across the room: velvet shorts, gold buckle, pearl chains and lace thigh-highs. Up close: a soft, full-length pair of lounge pants with a photo-realistic print. Nothing to fasten, nothing to itch — just pull them on and wait for the gasp.
Why Everyone Wants a Pair
The 3D-style print looks like real velvet and lace — until people get close.
Soft, breathable knit with a relaxed wide leg — dance, sit, snack, repeat.
No buttons, no zips. Room for second helpings is built in.
Lightweight polyester that won’t get stuffy on a crowded dance floor.
Dad and mini-me in matching pants? That’s the Christmas card sorted.
Pick Your Kind of Naughty
Three festive designs — or grab all three for the group photo.
Evergreen Hollygreen velvet & holly lace
Ruby Poinsettiared velvet & poinsettia lace
Snow White Lacefluffy white trim & bows
Made for Merry Little Moments 📸
🏢 Office party · 🎁 Secret Santa · 🎄 Christmas morning · 🍻 Ugly sweater night · 👨👩👦 Family photo
The first reveal says it all. The photos last forever.
🎁 The White Elephant Winner
For the dad who “doesn’t need anything”, the brother who lives for a prank, the coworker who always brings the fun. Everyone wants to steal this one.
💡 Most groups grab 2–3 — and coordinate the designs.
Feels Better Than It Looks (and It Looks Wild)
100% polyester knit — soft to the touch, keeps its shape, resists pilling and dries fast.
Party Pants vs. the “Usual” Christmas Outfit
📏 Find Your Size
Garment measurements, taken by hand (±1–3 cm). The waist is elastic and stretches. Between sizes or like it baggy? Size up.
Men’s sizes
Kids’ sizes (by child’s height)
30-Day Worry-Free Guarantee
Arrived damaged, wrong size sent or never arrived? Message us within 30 days and we’ll send a free replacement or a full refund. Shipping is always free.
Questions? We’ve Got Answers
Are the shorts and lace real?
No — and that’s the joke. It’s one pair of full-length pants. The velvet shorts, buckle, chains and lace stockings are a photo-realistic print, so there’s nothing that snags, slips or itches.
Are the “skin” parts see-through?
No. The legs are fully covered — the skin tone is part of the print.
How do the sizes run?
The fit is relaxed with a wide leg and an elastic drawstring waist. Check your hip measurement in the size guide above — if you’re between sizes or want a baggier fit, go one size up.
How does the bundle discount work?
Add any 2 pairs and you save 10%, any 3 or more and you save 15%. Mix designs and sizes freely — the discount applies automatically in your cart, no code needed. The bundle sale ends on Sunday, October 25 at 23:59 CET.
Will they arrive before Christmas?
Shipping is free. Orders ship within 1–3 business days and most arrive 10–15 days later — occasionally up to 30 days during busy periods. For the best chance of a Christmas delivery, order by December 5. You’ll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships.
How do I wash them?
Turn inside out, machine wash cold on a gentle cycle and hang to dry. Don’t bleach, tumble dry or iron the print — it’ll keep looking sharp for many parties to come.
📦 What You Get
This Year, Be the Reason Everyone Laughs ✨
One pair of pants. A whole night of jokes, photos and “where did you GET those?!”
Tap “Add to Cart” and get on the naughty list.
